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Poem : My little Bony

Poem : My little Bony

Bony

We welcome to the City of Swansea
A striker called Wilfried Bony
The transfer saga ran and ran
But we’ve finally managed to get our man
With other clubs in the queue
He pulled it off, our main man Huw
Thank God a fee was agreed
Cos It dominated my twitter feed
What the hell was the delay
We’d be checking throughout the day
I had doubts, will he sign?
Will he buy a house in BONYmaen !
Has he signed yet ? We’d all check on our phones
#DontGoGentleSwans

Signing a top striker was a must
The club delivered, in Huw We Trust
In the Dutch League last year he scored the most
Born in Bingerville on the Ivory Coast
For his National team he’s got 8 goals in twenty
For the Swans he’s sure , to get plenty
For £12 million a new club record
Down the Liberty where he’ll be adored
Last season he averaged a goal every game
And for Swansea City, we’ll have more of the same

To the tune of Chesney Hawkes “He is the one and only
Superstar striker Wilfried Bony
He plays for Swansea City
We paid a record fee…..
No place he’d rather be, ”
Or
Billy Idol’s Mony Mony
We’ve got our man Wilfried Bony
“Here he comes now say Bony Bony
Shoot them down now, Sing Bony Bony ”

He’s 6 foot tall and he looks real hard
Welcome to Swansea, you Jack Bastard

Read all my swans poems here

http://scfc2.co.uk/showPage.aspx?id=thejackpoet

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